Am I being unreasonable?!

My girlfriend likes holding my manhood when we’re cuddling, chilling on the sofa etc. I love it too but we live in the UK and she gets really cold hands. I say she should have to warm her hands first, she says I’m being a pussy (she’s Scottish so fairly blunt in her use of language).

What do you think fellow men of Reddit? Should she get some gloves or do I need to man up?

14 thoughts on “Am I being unreasonable?!”
  1. Warm that shit up. Ask her if she’ll let you put an ice cube in her canyon and watch it melt. Bet the answer is no.

    Just close to room temp at least ffs.

    1. Hhmmm, op will long for the cold hands when the Scottish lady does not cradle them any more.
      Also if we are oversharing I don’t pre warm my hands before a wank… food for thought there

    1. Don’t pay any attention to this guy! I live in a place with harsh winters and that’s exactly what I suggest to my wife every time she comes in out of the cold!

  2. Go with your ice cold hands and rub her clit or grab her tits…

    I always wash my hands with warm water/put me hand close to the radiator before touching my girlfriend… UK’s cold

  3. Hmmm… this is a tough one.

    Getting my junk fondled with cold hands that will warm up or not having my junk fondled.

  4. >She’s Scottish

    Sorry brother, this is your life now. Get used to having cold hands on your wiener and being talked down to. Some people would pay money for that.

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