I slightly mentioned months ago and she said that she cleans it very well, I believe her since she’s a very clean girl overall. Likes to keep the house clean, wears perfume, shower everyday, do her hair, nails, etc…
I slightly mentioned months ago and she said that she cleans it very well, I believe her since she’s a very clean girl overall. Likes to keep the house clean, wears perfume, shower everyday, do her hair, nails, etc…
Great question, and there is no right answer. Feelings will be hurt regardless, but I wish you the best of luck lmao
hit her with a compliment, a critique, followed by another compliment
Ahh the old shit sandwich
“Oh baby you look so good, but smell like shit, but feel so good” 👍🏻
This made me snort, thanks
“I adore the way you laugh. Your ass smells like garbage-can water but you have an AMAZING smile.
I’ve also faced this problem with someone who was very clean, uses a bidet, etc. Doggy just turns the butt cheeks into a bellows that blows air right in your face. All I can say is attempt to save doggy for immediately after showering.
“Turns the butt cheeks into a bellows” has me dying. 💀💀
Nail a medieval style message board to a tree or her door or something
Richard Pryor used to say “an asshole is an asshole, I don’t care how you dress it up, it’s still an asshole.”
You can slap perfume all over it but one little fart ends that charade.
Rim her then kiss her
I just opened reddit bro
Nothing like the smell of fresh Reddit in the morning…
You know, it’s my fault for having a phone.