My Girlfriend of 10 years and mother of my child apparently doesn’t know how to unclog a toilet. I tried to teach her because I’m tired of doing it for her, she made a mess and got mad. She stated any other man would unclog her toilet without question. Would you unclog your significant others toilet every time?
Mother of my child and 10 years relationship? Yeah. Absolutely.
A woman i barely know? Nah
Unless youre a plumber, then you do for a woman you barely know.
And hit her with a 300 dollar bill.
And make a porn with her afterwards
I’m usually the one that clogged it
Ooof this is going to be fun comment section.
How old are you guys? Is she clogging it with logs? Or too much paper? Personal hygiene things?
Do you live together? Is it her apartment?
Honey I dropped another giant toilet clogging log! Please unclog my logs!
You can joke about it, but my girl (who is around 120lbs) regularly unleashes what resembles a steaming pot roast that immediately clogs the bowl. Each time is an epic battle to see if I can hold my breath long enough the break the jam. Can I nominate myself for a Medal of Valor?
Is this code for a debate about anal?
Dear Reddit,
My girlfriend is too protective of her chili pot. She never lets me stir the beans and the last time I tried she closed the lid so fast I thought my spoon would break. How can I gain access to her “holiest of holys”?
Sincerely,
u/AwayRazzmatazz8937
She should 100% know how to do it herself. But unless I’m otherwise occupied in some significant way, it’s not a big deal to do it.
Two months ago this dude was buying a pistol for his wife and now he’s complaining about his long-term girlfriend’s/baby mama’s toilet? This man leads a challenging life.
Maybe his wife and girlfriend are two different women.
Would that somehow make his life LESS challenging?!?!
\++man
It would if the wife with the gun finds out about the girlfriend with the clogged toilet.