Growing up I was ugly and lonely so got into self improvement
One of the areas I focussed on was sex. I knew that If I studied hard and learnt the necessary skills that my future gf/wife would appreciate that – instead of acting like I didn’t know how to be good In bed.
So I spent years watching various adult films, tutorials and practising using things such as pillows, my bed, watermelon etc.
I also spent a lot of time improving myself physically so I have a very good V02 Max and strong abs.
As a result of these skills I’ve acquired overtime I’m exeptionaly good in bed..every time I sleep with a women it’s like they just fall in love with me. I feel sorry for them and wish they didn’t
I’m thinking maybe to delibteralty not be good in bed to stop tbis happening
Is that a smart move?
Thanks
Humblebrag
Just talk to them like you do in your post will make sure to turn them off.
Bonus points if you mention shagging pillows and watermelons in the past too.
Forget that. OP should just show them this post.
Yeah man. Right there with you buddy. Who got that good d?
“Never stick your whole dick in” – sage advice I received years ago to help prevent women from falling in love after sex
Women are more likely to develop emotional attachment after sex because they release higher levels of oxytocin, the hormone associated with bonding.
Damn we got gods gift to women and fuck master over here. His 1 simple dick truck has women falling in love like no one else in the history of humanity. 🤣
This guy fucks
Bro is suffering from success
You might could try not banging women for sport?
Just introduce them to the watermelon after. Explain that she gets jealous sometimes.
This shit has to be bait. If it isn’t, tell the women about how you practice on pillows and watermelons.
Sorry, your post reeks of BS!